Thursday, April 9, 2009


It’s official; I’m the queen of stupid injuries. I have a broken toe. Do not, I repeat, do not get up in the middle of the night after you’ve been drinking beer to take a piss and decide not to turn the lights on. I rammed my left foot into the door jam so hard; I landed on my ass in a jumble of shoes and dirty clothes. After swearing and howling in pain like a little baby for the next five minutes, I finally went back to bed. My pinky toe was navy blue and throbbing when I woke up. As soon as I tried to walk, I knew I was in trouble. Sighing and raising hell, I donned flip-flops (shut-up) and headed to the emergency room.

1 comment:

Mary said...

Well, good it was the pinky and not the big one.