Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Witch Hazel, My Ass !
This morning I was putting some witch hazel on my neck after I shaved (very prone to razor burn, here) and the most god-awful smell of ass hit me. I'm like, what the f**k? I started sniffing around the bathroom thinking the toilet has backed up or something. Finally, I figured it out, it was the witch hazel. That shit smells like ass, let me tell you. Don't believe me? Pick up a bottle next time you're in CVS and pop the top. Witch Hazel smells like when you were a very little kid running and playing around the house and one day you decide to sniff the couch cushions where everyone sits just because you can. Remember that slightly farty, stinky-ass smell that came up from the cushions? That's what witch hazel smells like! I thought about switching back to Sea Breeze but hell, the ass smell has grown on me.