Saturday, January 8, 2011

Guilty As Charged



The other day at work, I cruised by the gay & lesbian section and spotted an old man standing there lustfully thumbing through one of those books with a title like Campus Jocks: Tales Of Anal Initiations when a flash of outrage and disgust at the old fart’s audacity came over me. And then it hit me what a hypocrite I am. I was guilty of the very thing I hate in others, that being young gays that act like they discovered “gay” and hold the copyright.

I want to say to them, “Do you really think you’re the first guy to ever suck a dick?”

or even...

“I was taking it up the poop-chute before you were even born, honey.”

And just to be mean... 


"Lady GaGa hasn't done anything Madonna didn't already do in the 1980's and to be honest, did it much better !"

Guys, older gays paved the way for what we are and can be today and sadly, I forgot that for a moment. I’ve been blessed to have worked with a delightful gay couple in their sixties for the past five years.  They’ve been together almost 25 years and truly have become my role models. I’m very honored that they’ve taken me under their proverbial gay wing and share their pearls of wisdom with me. And yes, men that age still has sex, they get way more action than I do…

If you have an older gay friend, hang around them and listen. You’ll learn something, I promise.

4 comments:

grouchy said...

been around a while.

Geoff said...

VERY true.

Awkward Gay said...

“Do you really think you’re the first guy to ever suck a dick?”

Haha. So good. True.

Props to the guys who had a hand in the slow progression of gay rights back in the day. There's still a lot of work to do, but it had to start somewhere.

Great blog by the way!

Adventures In Gay Dating said...

Awww shucks, thanks Awkward !