This guy IMed me and asked me over to take a "dip" in his above-ground pool. I mean, come on... why in the world would this guy think I'd ever be interested in him ? FYI, I'm not a snob (much), I was born poor white trash (as I'm so fond of telling people).
I spent the first 12 years of my life in a mobile home
that sat in the middle of a cow pasture
until a tornado hit it one night
and I was thrown through a plate grass window
and my parents drove me to the emergency room in our '72 Pinto
because we didn't even have a telephone so we could call 911.
Can you get more white trash than that ?
If you're looking at the picture and thinking "I don't see anything wrong with this guy..."
All I can say is, you must be a straight guy.
There's nothing wrong with this man's looks,
he has a pleasant enough face and he seems to have a nice tan.
The pants ! When will people stop wearing pajama bottoms out in public as pants ?
Those CRAPTASTIC sandals !
I had a pair just like those in 1994.
Do they even still make those ?
And for God's sake,
if you must wear those sandals
at least fasten them correctly and don't go around with the flaps hanging out!
When will gay guys stop thinking they'll be that one man that actually looks good in the Borat bathing suit ?
Instead of being turned on when I see a sexy (?) picture of a guy so painfully thin, I feel sorry for him and it brings out the "mothering instinct" in me
I just want to feed him
and feed him
and feed him some more.
Fatten his scrawny ass up !
He does have rather nice legs though.
Ya'll be good. I luv ya.