This guy IMed me and asked me over to take a "dip" in his above-ground pool. I mean, come on... why in the world would this guy think I'd ever be interested in him ? FYI, I'm not a snob (much), I was born poor white trash (as I'm so fond of telling people).
I spent the first 12 years of my life in a mobile home
that sat in the middle of a cow pasture
until a tornado hit it one night
and I was thrown through a plate grass window
and my parents drove me to the emergency room in our '72 Pinto
because we didn't even have a telephone so we could call 911.
Can you get more white trash than that ?
If you're looking at the picture and thinking "I don't see anything wrong with this guy..."
All I can say is, you must be a straight guy.
There's nothing wrong with this man's looks,
he has a pleasant enough face and he seems to have a nice tan.
But...
The pants ! When will people stop wearing pajama bottoms out in public as pants ?
OMG !
EL-FUCKIN'-TACKO !
and...
Those CRAPTASTIC sandals !
I had a pair just like those in 1994.
Do they even still make those ?
And for God's sake,
if you must wear those sandals
at least fasten them correctly and don't go around with the flaps hanging out!
Damn !
When will gay guys stop thinking they'll be that one man that actually looks good in the Borat bathing suit ?
Instead of being turned on when I see a sexy (?) picture of a guy so painfully thin, I feel sorry for him and it brings out the "mothering instinct" in me
and...
and...
I just want to feed him
and feed him
and feed him some more.
Fatten his scrawny ass up !
He does have rather nice legs though.
Ya'll be good. I luv ya.
2 comments:
As a black version of the painfully thin scrawy guy, okay, maybe not quite THAT thin, ouch. LOL, funny post:)
As usual, your blog brings a smile to my face on a Friday morning LOL.
Glad you are back.
And yeah, the photos people send when they want to hook up send a lot of messages about them whether they want to admit it or not.
Immanuel
www.dlconfessionssequel.com
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