I’m a middle-aged gay man. I like to think that in my time I’ve come across pretty much every fetish that men in this highly-varied community of ours could possibly engage in.
Except muscle worship.
I just don’t get it. I’m seeing it listed more and more in personal ads and it always starts me to wondering just what would happen if I’d agree to hook-up with some guy like GymStud77.
Would he meet me at the door in a posing strap ?
Would he want me to call him Arnold, He-Man, Hercules or perhaps ask me to reenact an old Hans & Franz skit with him ?
Would he immediately start flexing and making one of those God-awful (having a bowel movement) faces that bodybuilders make when they show off ?
Would he crack walnuts with his biceps to impress me ?
Would he want me to feel his muscles and giggle coquettishly ?
Would he ask me to shave his chest or rub self-tanning creme on his muscles ?
Would he ask me to say things like, “I sure do feel skinny and puny standing next to a muscle god like you !” whilst he pleasures himself ?
Would he ask me to “spot” him in the nude ?
Would he want to get in the floor and wrestle for topping status ?
Would he want to exchange exercise tips and bitch about not being able to find shirts with a large enough neck ?
When and if we actually do the deed, would he insist on doing it in front of a mirror ?
Somebody explain.
1 comment:
Not my cup of joe either!
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