Friday, October 23, 2009

ID,Please


Gay men are such vain bitches. Last night the cashier at the BI-LO asked for ID when she saw that I was purchasing a bottle of wine. She took one look at my ID, gasped and said, “No-way. You can’t be this old! You look so young.”

Well, girls, don’t you just know that made my fuckin’ day cause I had been feeling kinda old and past it, ya know. If you want to get on a middle-aged queen’s good side, just her she’s looking young, works every time!
Btw... I don't really drink Mad Dog.

3 comments:

.::RoCkii*BoXxE::. said...

Ive just viewed ur flickr album and I love it. What I DO WANT TO say to you is....you are very handsome and I just love you! I dont see why these men are playing around with you......but you are very handsome. ur father was too. and so was your brother whom happened to look just like you!

KenPaul66 said...

Thanks,baby. you're very nice to say that.

Anonymous said...

Hello my name is Merle Dean Shamblin and I would like to be your new friend. I sure could use somebody to chat with. I am a 48 year old long haul truck driver who currently lives in Weatherford Oklahoma. Dec 8th 1960 I was born in Fairview Oklahoma. Moved to Caddo and Washita counties where I attended school at Colony Hydro and Weatherford. My parents Malvin and Wanda Shamblin were cotton and peanut farmers. Dad died in 99 from lung cancer. Graduated from SWOSU with a business degree. My two sisters are LaDonna Hubert and Malva Burrahm. Dennis is my brother. I have been a truck driver for 15 years and have driven 2 million paid miles. I have received many safe driving awards over the years. I am single and have never been married. I have a wide range of interests and am pretty much an open book. Currently I drive a 2006 Freightliner for a major carrier. I dont go to Canada very often. I dont have a dedicated route so I run the entire lower 48. I enjoy reading cinema music sports travel etc. I am gay and seeking travel buddies.