Tuesday, January 12, 2010

January And Still Rambling

Happy New Years, guys! I know, I know, I’m late but better late than never right? Did you guys make resolutions? I didn’t. I know better. Well, what are the most popular resolutions?

1. Lose weight(Naw, don’t need to. I’m 5’11” and weigh 165lbs. I’m happy with my overall size)

2. Quit smoking(Already covered that. I quit in April last year when I first got sick)

3. Start working out/join a gym(see #1, happy with my size and realize that I’ll never be a muscle head no matter how much I work out)

That said, I do ask God often to make me a nicer person/more empathic person because I can be a bitch sometimes. If I did have a resolution, that would be it and to always take the high road no matter how evil people are to me.

My personal life? Ouch! You remember that I had mentioned that I was “seeing” someone? Well guys, that’s all history now. I ended it last week. I don’t believe in kissing and telling (unless the guy was a douche-bag and then he deserves it if you shout it from the mountaintops). “T” was a fantastic guy, a sweet, wonderful guy, but… We just didn’t have that much in common outside of the bedroom and trying to carry on a conversation with a guy that usually only answered you back in one syllable words isn’t easy, ya know?

Me- “How was your day, dear?”

T- “Fine.”

Me- “Did you go visit your sick friend in the hospital?”

T- “Yep.”

Me- “How was he?”

T- “Okay.”

Me- “So, whatcha thinking about, baby?”

T- “Nothing.”

Me- “You wanna go get something to eat after while?”

T- “I guess.”

See what I mean? Boring. Sometime around Christmas, I just fuckin’ gave up and found that I was unconsciously avoiding him and not returning his phones calls until days later. My friends all say that I’m just being too picky or that maybe he’s just shy… He wasn’t shy, folks! He had no qualms above talking about sex and all the stuff he wanted to do in the bedroom at night. I’ve got to have a man that will talk and shares his thoughts with me on a day-to-day basis without me twisting his arm.

So, I’m single again and on the market. Oh boy! If you’re rich & hung, ask me out, ok. Just kidding about the “hung” part, I’m no size queen, well, that’s what I tell people anyhow…

I was listening to old episode of Ragan Fox’s podcast (Fox In The City) the other day and he mentioned that when he’s gone home to Tex-a-rock to visit his family recently, he’d bumped into an old friend that was now a blogging superstar and was delighted to have the chance to catch up on things with her. Okay folks, just what the fuck makes a blogging superstar? Somebody share some secrets, please. This is going on the 3 year I’ve had this blog and I still struggle to get traffic to my blog. I’ve done all the things you’re supposed to do:


*Register with search engines (traditional & gay)

*Comment on other people’s blogs

*Place links in all my online profiles and correspondence to my blog

Maybe I need to spice things up a bit and stream bareback porn 24/7 from my blog. Hmmmmm.

J/K! I was so kidding about that bareback porn. It would actually be scat porn.

Gotcha! again.

But, for real, if you know some secrets about how to get people to visit your blog (and leave comments), hit me up, ok.

Listen to me talk about a really weird porn film I just saw:


Chris said...


A Gay Mormon Boy said...

Delightfully random. As far as traffic goes, I must say your title's what sucked me in the moment I saw it on a list of blogs a friend follows.

.::.~*Dovie*Lee*~.::. said...

I was gon write a post about that on my blog. Most of the blogs that get all the traffic are mostly about sex! So yes maybe you should talk about how you like to eat cum and watch the lurkers and ENABLERS pour in!

Also another formula is making up this extravagant life and talking about all the hottest fashions and how you have a lot of money and how you get hit on everywhere you go...and then u get lots of sex....yea...that should do it.

KenPaul66 said...

hehehe...hey Dovie, I think you're on to something ! I think I'm going to start filming people working the glory holes at the local rest stop and posting it on X-Tube.

Nik_TheGreek said...

not in X-tube, unless you're going for the money... You should post it here, to get more followers...