Saturday, September 25, 2010

Feet Anyone ?



I think I may have missed a memo somewhere. When did everyone suddenly decide to be into feet? I’ve noticed over the past couple of years that more and more gay guys include a picture of their feet along with the prerequisite dick/ass shot in their hook-up ads. I mean, I could care less what people get into but being into feet used to be considered kind of “different” and now suddenly people are jerking off to them everywhere. I always could understand why a straight man got into a pretty woman’s foot in a spiked heel but come on, a big, fat, smelly, hairy, man foot?

When I’ve seen a nice-looking man wearing shorts and sandals out in public, I may have had the thought, “Nice looking man, nice legs and clean, well-kept feet and doesn't have gross toenails. Nice.”

But…

I’ve never thought, “Damn ! What a pair of hot tootsies! I’d surely love to screw him between the toes!”

That’s just all gay men need, one more way to discriminate against each other ! Now you not only have to be cute, you have to have a rocking body, a big cock, a mouth-full-of-veneers, a membership at the "right" gym, expensive car and a high-dollar job. You now have to have hot feet too ! Damn, I just can’t win.

Not that I have gross feet…

They’re well-kept.

No, I take that back…

They are kinda hot...

1 comment:

°º§DƏLLA§º° said...

IVE NEVER HAD A FOOT FETISH BUT I DEF DO LIKE TO LOOK AT MEN'S FEET. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS...BUT UGLY FEET REALLY NIP IT IN THE BUD FOR ME!