Sunday, May 6, 2012


The following is a direct quote I found in some guy’s Manhunt profile yesterday:

I carry a collapsible douche bottle in my back pocket at all times, because, well, you just never know when you are going to get fucked.”

Before I knew what was happening, I found my lip curled up in a disgusted sneer and couldn’t help but wonder at the guy’s highly sexualized lifestyle.

Then I remembered something. Step in my time machine and let’s set it for… say, twenty years ago. Follow twinkie Ken to work and take a peak in his black Ralph Lauren carrier bag when he’s not looking. See that little zippered shaving kit at the bottom? Open it. What do you see?

*Collapsible douche bottle


It’s funny how it had slipped my mind; I was that guy in the 1990’s. And you know what? That guy IS so right; you just never know when you might get fucked.

1 comment:

jamiessmiles said...

LOL, very funny. Probably one of my pet peeves is guys who have settled down coming down on guys who are doing the same things he did. Glad you remembered:D